Mr. Unknown Mailo
Weight: 420kg (!)
Height: 2.4 metres (!)
Born In: Laboratory
Last Known Jobs: Illegal Concoctions Shop and The DNA Laboratory.
Hobbies: Not sure, putting chips inside Mailos?
Music Preference: Electronic Beeps
Last Seen: Ublish Mission
Special Notes: This individual included in his notes that he was created in a way that according to Maradan Law Enforcement is illegal. It makes Minipets bigger and stronger than usual giving them almost "pet" status. It also gives them a very powerful intelligence. These minipets tend to be aggressive so the method was rendered illegal years ago, those who are not aggressive tend to be extremely clumsy, which is usually deadly to those who are around since these creatures are giants to our standards.
INTERVIEWER: Welcome once again ladies and gentlemen to the evaluation of criminal [I mean] mysterious pets....
NERDOGEEKO: Excuse me lady. I am not a criminal, or trash, or whatever you mentioned about me. I am an experiment robot pet.
INTERVIEWER: Oh yes, sorry Mr. Nobody the Mailo Minipet....
NERDOGEEKO: Ma'am, please like I said before; I am a Marapet, fully grown, I am not a minipet.
INTERVIEWER: Agree, no problem Mr. Pet, marapet that is. Sir I am reading your notes and.... Sir, are you sure you're supposed to be here?
NERDOGEEKO: Ma'am your webpage didn't specify what pets/minipets or what credentials, also the title is extremely misleading. You see I am here because I know "things".
INTERVIEWER: What kind of things?
NERDOGEEKO: Those that most people don't know about. Like, I am truly a marapet I am not just saying that, I am operating WITHOUT batteries. Doesn't that tell you something?
NERDOGEEKO: You see Mailos are supposed to be created in Ziranet and they are robots who need batteries to help our owners.
NERDOGEEKO: I know everything there is to know about creating a minipet. And those that claimed to need batteries, that's only half the truth. I don't need any, and neither any Mailo, all the scientish has to do is place an already charged chip inside Mailo's memory and voila, we don't need batteries and the best thing of all, the chip requires no replacement and it works great. But I am not here to talk about Mailos only!!! NO, No. I am here to talk about all minipets, DNA minipets, Fossil minipets, you name it, I know how each are made and the things they are put through how cruel the scientists and hospitals, minipets are treated much worst than some marapets its so sad the experiments performed on these tame and sweet creatures, I tell you they get injected with all kinds of potions and formulas, its so sad and their parent-pet doesn't know what is going on until its too late
INTERVIEWER: (looks at watch and yawns)...
NERDOGEEKO: Anyone who would let their minipets exposed to such pain and misery should be exposed to the same treatment too! I used to work for the Laboratory, I used to help Ublish with his stars inventory. Between you and I, the stars people give to Ublish are put back into the Stars shop, the Stars Shop owner and Ublish are cousins. Yes I know people do the Missions because they want a Huthiq, but what is a Huthiq good for? Why don't they get a Mailo for example? Mailo's are dependable, we are helpful, we are workhorses and we have been improved to the max with the chip....
INTERVIEWER: [snores.... zzzzzzzzz]
NERDOGEEKO: Ma'am.... Ma'am..... [snaps metal fingers loudly]
INTERVIEWER: What, where, who.... Oh, its you again. Sorry I didn't sleep much last night.
NERDOGEEKO: Ma'am I feel insulted, you should be dying to hear all I can teach you, and to own a wonderful Mai-- [sparks, static noises, then nothing]
INTERVIEWER: Sir, are you ok......
---3 hours later and doctors, hospitals and pharmacies called---
NERDOGEEKO: Wow, what happened?
INTERVIEWER: Oh, yeah your chip got fried and short circuited, it overheated. So I got you a common Mailo battery temporarily.
NERDOGEEKO: You don't say!
INTERVIEWER: You need to get it changed in one week. Sorry.
NERDOGEEKO: Darn it, #^$%*#! *walks away*
INTERVIEWER: Hmm... he must have spoken in a sort of extraterrestrial language or maybe a robot tongue because I didn't understand the last thing he said. Oh well.
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