Madame Simona Wellington, has been serving the kind customers of Dukka Caves and Marada for many years. It is her kind heart that has given her the love of all Dukkans and Maradans...
Now she has her own page here in the Maradan Chronicles' Marapetia the most famous Marapets Newspaper in all the Internet!
Ms. Wellington is also extremely generous and would love to share her secrets with the world. She was delighted to be approached by our newspaper for an interview. She did however, asked us to do something in return and as we are very loving and generous too, agreed completely!
Favorite Food: Lasagne
Personal Motto: "You can do anything with the patented Simona 3000"
Other Comments: "I don't normally give my recipes for free but, I'd do anything to promote my book and my oven."
MADAME SIMONA WELLINGTON RECIPES
One Giant Tomato
Salt to taste
Madame's Comments: "By making this recipe with my book and my patented oven you have saved yourself 15 dukkas!"
You must cook the pasta in water first just like you would with any other pasta. While you're doing this, finely chop the Giant Tomato, Fiddlehead, Arugula, Cornsalad Coriander and blend in the patented Simona 2000 blender (sold separately) add salt. This will create a savory sauce. In a cake mold generously place one layer of pasta, one layer of cheese, one layer of the sauce you made in the Simona 2000 blender (sold separately), one layer of Collard Greens and one layer of Cabbage. Repeat. Top with stripes of cheese. Three or four stripes will do.
Serve with Asparagus on the side. Top with some more coriander or some imported parsley.
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